Something Positive
See told you I could say it… Something Positive, there that’s twice. Now, the other day at lunch a friend of mine and I had a waitress, she was not particularly attractive, but wasn’t ugly either, “had a few extra pounds” for real this time… about 10-15 pounds (4-7 kg) over weight, and an almost cute face. Anyway I am getting to the point … really; she had a tongue ring, actually a piercing as it’s a rod with 2 balls on either end as opposed to an actual hoop. I want to talk about that and its effects on perception from a single male perspective. Slap on the washable tattoos and clip on rings… time to party.
The first thing I notice about a female depends entirely on the situation and the female. Some girls I actually do notice their eyes first, others I notice the tits, conversation, ass, legs, tattoos, and with the waitress it was the tongue ring. Perhaps because she was playing with it between her lips when I first saw her, but regardless that was a turn on for me for what, I like to think, are obvious reasons but just in case; I am male, I like to think about sex, and a tongue ring makes me think about oral sex which is just that much better. There were a lot of things to like about her now, she was much cuter at that point than she would have been had I not seen the piercing. And that little glance my direction (you know checking to see if we needed refills) suddenly mattered. Which gets me thinking about accessories and females, perhaps there is a logic behind it all after all.
I often criticize people (women) for all the effort they go through to do simple stuff like grocery shop, go to the mailbox, well pretty much anything that requires stepping outside the house. But there I sat attracted to a girl based solely on a single piece of, normally, not so obvious jewelry and her apparent talent with it. So I sit corrected, by my own maleness at that, that stuff works and girls are obviously more in tune than we give them credit for sometimes. Or maybe it was just dumb luck, either way I have been wrong before and will be again I am sure. But back to the tongue ring….
Closing thought; nothing intelligent to say today, it’s Monday… you know how that goes right?
The first thing I notice about a female depends entirely on the situation and the female. Some girls I actually do notice their eyes first, others I notice the tits, conversation, ass, legs, tattoos, and with the waitress it was the tongue ring. Perhaps because she was playing with it between her lips when I first saw her, but regardless that was a turn on for me for what, I like to think, are obvious reasons but just in case; I am male, I like to think about sex, and a tongue ring makes me think about oral sex which is just that much better. There were a lot of things to like about her now, she was much cuter at that point than she would have been had I not seen the piercing. And that little glance my direction (you know checking to see if we needed refills) suddenly mattered. Which gets me thinking about accessories and females, perhaps there is a logic behind it all after all.
I often criticize people (women) for all the effort they go through to do simple stuff like grocery shop, go to the mailbox, well pretty much anything that requires stepping outside the house. But there I sat attracted to a girl based solely on a single piece of, normally, not so obvious jewelry and her apparent talent with it. So I sit corrected, by my own maleness at that, that stuff works and girls are obviously more in tune than we give them credit for sometimes. Or maybe it was just dumb luck, either way I have been wrong before and will be again I am sure. But back to the tongue ring….
Closing thought; nothing intelligent to say today, it’s Monday… you know how that goes right?
posted by Capt. Obvious at 9:22 AM
6 Comments:
I don't see how her having a tongue ring encourages you to give her oral sex...oh silly me.. that's right its always just one way, isn't it, in America? I forgot....
i'm sure this is the reason those argentinian cowboys have massive belts with silver coins all over them. Not that we were complaining - we would have looked anyway
this was one of those day where I tried to write something interesting and failed.. so I posted this instead.. thought it was at least humorous.. shrug bad day for the brain today..
thats cool ~ don't feel the pressure to write something because of your readers.
hehe na I feel no pressure, but I like to do a daily, even if it's crap, or it just makes the day seem unaccomplished.
Gimme a tight tummy with a belly button periceing any time I don't care if it's just a hoop or one of those long dangly things! Hormones Unite *in my pants* Alison, I'm shocked and appauled! It's much easier to look at the belly botton peirceing from that direction!
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